tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post8321696150439159785..comments2023-10-30T14:30:11.401+01:00Comments on Breezy: I wanted this title in text speak but I don't know anyBreezyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02725161176184207930noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-47444364385813740272008-03-04T09:54:00.000+01:002008-03-04T09:54:00.000+01:00It would all be over and done with by the time I g...It would all be over and done with by the time I got that keyed inBreezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02725161176184207930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-88122351041756953372008-03-03T07:40:00.000+01:002008-03-03T07:40:00.000+01:00Texting from the next roo sounds a bit like our ho...Texting from the next roo sounds a bit like our house. perhaps when the end of the world comes I'll text them all...Anjihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562210585479814093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-57581944941480121152008-03-01T12:43:00.000+01:002008-03-01T12:43:00.000+01:00TBNIL I would epect no less of you. You hip groovy...TBNIL I would epect no less of you. You hip groovy thing<BR/><BR/>Jen serene? me? probably just slow on the uptake<BR/><BR/>Lynda that is hilarious! which is a but cruel really <BR/><BR/>Anon. excellentBreezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02725161176184207930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-5725206535319903662008-02-29T20:44:00.000+01:002008-02-29T20:44:00.000+01:00A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter sc...A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit <BR/>Lincolnshire in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Its epicentre was in the Market Rasen area. <BR/><BR/>Victims were seen meandering around aimlessly, muttering <BR/>"Faaackinell". <BR/><BR/>The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of <BR/>damage. Several priceless collections of historic tractors were <BR/>damaged beyond repair and all three of the County's compoooooters went down. <BR/><BR/>Three areas of historic scare crows were disturbed. Many locals were <BR/>woken well before their Gang Master's Transit mini buses arrived. <BR/><BR/>Lincs FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and <BR/>bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Lincolnshire. <BR/><BR/>One strange effect of the earthquake was to startle thousands of <BR/>toads into action - but most residents returned to their homes within <BR/>minutes. <BR/><BR/>One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, <BR/>"It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm <BR/>slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and <BR/>watching Jeremey Kyle later in the morning." <BR/><BR/>Another resident said, 'I was in bed with my five daughters and their <BR/>grandmother, as usual, and on feeling the vibrations I nudged my mum <BR/>in the back and said 'Has that disturbed the ducks, Duck?' <BR/><BR/>Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and <BR/>carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. <BR/><BR/>Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found <BR/>large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, <BR/>jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from <BR/>Poundland. <BR/><BR/>HOW CAN YOU HELP? <BR/><BR/>This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those <BR/>unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. <BR/><BR/>Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: <BR/>Fila or Burberry baseball caps <BR/>Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) <BR/>Shell suits (female) <BR/>White sport socks <BR/>Wellington Boots & Barbour jackets <BR/>Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. <BR/><BR/>Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. <BR/><BR/>Required foodstuffs include: <BR/>Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or <BR/>Special Brew. <BR/>22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms and their giros. <BR/>£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. <BR/>£5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. <BR/><BR/>***Breaking news*** <BR/><BR/>Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. <BR/>'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Scunthorpe" said the <BR/>girl, "wossit gotta do wiv you?" <BR/><BR/>Please don't forward this to anyone living in Spalding/Boston area - <BR/>oh, sod it... they won't be able to read it anywayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-73554606237537258052008-02-29T10:33:00.000+01:002008-02-29T10:33:00.000+01:00My friend's budgie fell off it's perch because of ...My friend's budgie fell off it's perch because of the earthquake!Lynda (Granny K)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00769451312708886145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-48713337676099166302008-02-29T07:38:00.000+01:002008-02-29T07:38:00.000+01:00Sadly, I'm a text addict but perhaps that's someth...Sadly, I'm a text addict but perhaps that's something to do with me being an unsociable misery-guts.<BR/><BR/>You do make me laugh. Stood at the bus stop while the apocalypse rages round you. Maybe it's just means you're more serene than the rest of us? :0)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08781237143187343971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-83713605248906586212008-02-28T21:17:00.000+01:002008-02-28T21:17:00.000+01:00I quite like texting - use it all the time. I als...I quite like texting - use it all the time. <BR/><BR/>I also like text flirting too - there's nothing quite as funny as being in a dull meeting and receiving a really filthy text!<BR/><BR/>Floats my boat, anyway (but let's face it, that ain't difficult)....travelling, but not in lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01063643541653145954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-41599579278555253002008-02-28T20:12:00.000+01:002008-02-28T20:12:00.000+01:00SITH & Aims maybe it's an age thing?Kitt well you ...SITH & Aims maybe it's an age thing?<BR/><BR/>Kitt well you are the sring chicken hereBreezyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02725161176184207930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-47489394470345524032008-02-28T16:39:00.000+01:002008-02-28T16:39:00.000+01:00I can't be bothered with texting - have never done...I can't be bothered with texting - have never done it - doubt if I ever will - <BR/><BR/>Now - get me into a chat room...that's something different :)aimshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12685252628734838159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-39865849601207112602008-02-28T08:26:00.000+01:002008-02-28T08:26:00.000+01:00Fun! I heard about the quake and thought of you. Q...Fun! I heard about the quake and thought of you. Quite the surprise, eh?<BR/><BR/>I text constantly with my beau, because it's a convenient way to share a quick thought. But we don't abbreviate!Kitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16673726727402668186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5480625152348492019.post-46109150742649632152008-02-28T02:07:00.000+01:002008-02-28T02:07:00.000+01:00Yes texting is beyond me too - I have decided it i...Yes texting is beyond me too - I have decided it is skill I am just too old to be bothered to learn. I thought that we have cellphones so we can TALK to each other!softintheheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01365562754859033869noreply@blogger.com