Tuesday, 27 May 2008

The Kindness of Strangers

My troubles are over thanks to a nice Mr Chaney Boswell. Don't tell anyone though it's confidential!

From. Mr. Chaney Boswell.Abidjan, Ivoiry Coast West Africa. Confidentiel message. Attn: I am writing this mail to you from my residence because of how confidential it is and this letter contains some confidential materials and should be deleted from your mail box if you are unable to help me out concerning the proposal. I am the director of international remittance in a bank here in Abidjan Cote D扞voire as an accountant foreign operation department. In the discharge of my duty, Stumbled on this domiciliary account that has remained dormant for three years now with Fifteen Million Dollars ($15M) in it. I contacted my director and we sent out staff for enquiries and discovered that the account holder died in Auto-crash without leaving any next of kin to the fund deposit. I am writing you so that we can work with you to remit the fund into your account as the next of kin. It is simple process which will take a short while to process. outside this, the bank management will confiscate the money if there is no one that comes for the fund as you will be acting as the appointed beneficiary to the fund of which the depositor deposited the fund in the suspense account and a Foreign Partner is his next of kin which he did not indicated. If I hear from you, I will tell you all you need to know about the fund deposit for us to proceed with the transaction. I want you to know that this business involves I and one top officer in our bank and must not be taken as a joke, I advice you to think very well before responding because we need a very strong hand in this transaction. Your percentage and other important details will be discussed once I confirm your kind willingness in helping to the transfer.
Thanks, Mr. Chaney Boswell.

7 comments:

Kitt said...

The lap of luxury awaits! Don't spend it all in one place.

Debra in France said...

WOW! Well it's been nice knowing you. I expect you'll be moving soon and won't want to know us mere mortals.

travelling, but not in love said...

You so lucky!

Dinner at the Ritz it is then. I'll get my suit out of storage...

Breezy said...

Kitt it had to happen one day

Debra of course but we'll think of you if we find we need staff

TBNIL I'll send the Bentley

SpiralSkies said...

How jolly decent of him. Will you be buying the chooks a diamond run?

I suggest you buy dear Mr Boswell a dictionary as a symbol of your gratitude. Bless him.

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

How lovely I hope you stuck all your personal bank details on the open net for anyone to come and help themselves....

Rowan said...

Well, lucky you! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone:)